Thighs Pick up lines

The best Thighs pick up lines

Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JehonX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Are your thighs Coronavirus?

Because I want them to kill me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainHue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Are your thighs a cop?

Cuz I want them to choke me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theCraigmobile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Do you like sandwiches?

cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnalBarrage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TFF_Torquejack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs

Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B0rN__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Girl are you fried chicken?

Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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You have thunder thighs???

I’ve got a lighting rod :-)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justinandashley
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/motogucci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers

It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers so can I use your thighs instead ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dark_knight59222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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are your legs holy water?

because i want to baptise in your thighs :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/princesstwix1067
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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