Riot Pick up lines

The best Riot pick up lines

Are you an insurrectionist?

Cuz youre inciting a riot in my congress
👤︎ u/durpdog123
📅︎ Feb 14
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Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.
👤︎ u/SlugABug22
📅︎ May 31
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Are you the US Capitol building ?

Because I'd start a riot to get inside you.
👤︎ u/swarna1
📅︎ Jan 07
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Do I need to call the police?

Because you look like a riot.
📅︎ Jun 04
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