Gurl Pick up lines

The best Gurl pick up lines

Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat ass ma
👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey gurl on a scale of 1-10 you're 9

And im the 1 u need
👤︎ u/pepepoopoo69420
📅︎ Feb 19
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Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Jan 12
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Did it hurt when you fell from the sky gurl?

Cuz you look like you fell straight on your chest.
👤︎ u/Respect_plus
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

So im tryna cum down ur chimney
👤︎ u/jattislife
📅︎ Dec 26
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Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.
👤︎ u/TheOmnipotentDude
📅︎ Dec 18
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Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long
👤︎ u/yum-yumas
📅︎ Nov 07
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Hey gurl are you a noun?

You look like a PERSON, let’s go back to my PLACE and do a THING.
👤︎ u/Yawheyy
📅︎ Oct 23
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Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!
👤︎ u/TwistedTarzan
📅︎ Mar 18
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Gurl, are you a planet?

Cos you're a heavenly body 👉🏻😉👉🏻
👤︎ u/pjp288
📅︎ Sep 14
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Damn gurl, you’re making my floppy disk

Into a hard drive
👤︎ u/unhollyconfessions
📅︎ Jul 15
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gUrl aRe y0u a MicR0waVe cUz mMmmmMmm

sorry
👤︎ u/Abbasaf
📅︎ May 16
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
👤︎ u/motogucci
📅︎ Mar 21
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Sup gurl, are you tax evasion?

Cause you got me locked up.
👤︎ u/Hentai-for-the-plot
📅︎ Mar 29
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Hey gurl, are you a bank loan?

'Cause you've got my interest.
👤︎ u/HolyWaterHangover
📅︎ Jun 02
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Damn gurl are you good at video games?

Cause you just turned me to hard mode
👤︎ u/Anorak006
📅︎ Mar 15
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Damn,gurl are you a supermarket?

cause I wanna get inside of you
👤︎ u/imsureillunderstand
📅︎ Mar 29
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You look expensive, gurl

her : what makes you think so? Welp, you look like a walking Chanel to me. <3
👤︎ u/maloneey
📅︎ Feb 28
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Hey gurl are you a MMA fighter?

Because the sight of your beauty just knocked me the fuck out!
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Feb 07
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Hey gurl... are you the earth?

Because you only get hotter the older you get.
👤︎ u/Emmi-stay
📅︎ May 28
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Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?

Cause you’re the snack that smiles back
👤︎ u/heavierbutmormelodic
📅︎ Dec 22
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Ay gurl are you a left ventricle?

Cos you thicc
👤︎ u/Gaymer21fortnite
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey baby gurl are you spiderwoman?

Cause you got something crawling down my pants.
👤︎ u/SquiddyNachos
📅︎ Dec 17
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Damn gurl are you Middle East?

Because like the US I don’t think I can pull out.
👤︎ u/Pornstalk_28
📅︎ Jul 17
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Hey gurl are you obsidian...

Because I'd want to smash you all day with my diamond pickaxe B-).
👤︎ u/ZingerSauce
📅︎ Apr 22
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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ May 24
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would you be my girl?

Gryffindor on the streets, slithering in the streets...all i say is you look like cinderalla and gurl you are one shoe away from making you my princess
👤︎ u/Frenzy_wallflower
📅︎ Nov 06
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Hey gurl, do you live in a fridge?

Cuz u be lookin like a S N A C C
👤︎ u/Amphibious-Rock
📅︎ Feb 17
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Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Because I want to take you out at least once a week for the rest of my life
👤︎ u/XenithSkylord
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey gurl, are you a release day pokemon go server?

Cause I'm about to go down on you
👤︎ u/NOTweaksauce
📅︎ Aug 14
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Aye gurl, are you Dumbledore?

Cause you look like a Head Master
👤︎ u/XXFISHER1XX
📅︎ Apr 12
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Ay gurl are you a math assignment

Because you'd keep me awake until 2am while I'm doing you
👤︎ u/VaginalSkinAddict
📅︎ Oct 08
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Yo gurl! Did you know my dick's name is Whiskas?

Cause I'm gonna feed it to your Pussy.
👤︎ u/har0ldau
📅︎ Apr 20
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Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better
👤︎ u/writtennote
📅︎ Aug 01
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Aye gurl are you black?

Because you stole my heart.
👤︎ u/xflips
📅︎ Nov 08
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Ay gurl are you a beaver?

Cuz Dam.
👤︎ u/Z050
📅︎ Mar 15
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Dam gurl, is your name class?

Cause you got me wanting to go back to school.
👤︎ u/-RustyShakleford
📅︎ Dec 17
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Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .
👤︎ u/Kagan26
📅︎ Nov 29
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Gurl, is your name Lucifer ?

Because you're making me want to sin
👤︎ u/writtennote
📅︎ Sep 28
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Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
👤︎ u/aleppe
📅︎ Dec 08
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Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

Gurl, can I have your number!?
👤︎ u/McKing_07
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area
👤︎ u/Starboy11
📅︎ Jun 26
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gurl are you my mixtape

because you are on fire
👤︎ u/fightmepunk
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey gurl, have you seen my middle school bookbag?

Because its obvious through my actions that i am carrying some immature emotional baggage from my childhood
👤︎ u/meatballsack
📅︎ Jul 09
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Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.
👤︎ u/ROTCnaziBandgeek
📅︎ Dec 27
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Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".
👤︎ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
📅︎ Oct 10
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How M Night Shamealot picks up girls.

Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex
👤︎ u/Starboy11
📅︎ Jun 30
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