Position Pick up lines

The best Position pick up lines

Make eye constant with a girl and then go into push up position while she’s watching.

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups
👤︎ u/billybob226
📅︎ Oct 28
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What’s your favorite position?

And I’m not talking sports
👤︎ u/westdolphiny
📅︎ Jun 14
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I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 23
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My personal favourite position is grenade

If you don’t hold me when we start I’ll explode in 5 seconds
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 27
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Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend
👤︎ u/XDSDANGER
📅︎ Mar 20
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Hey girl are you a queen?

Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into every position tonight.
👤︎ u/manandarchild
📅︎ Apr 16
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Hey! I play Tetris a lot.

So, don't worry, I know all the right places and positions.
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ Dec 17
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Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too.. #fresh prince
👤︎ u/raushankumar009
📅︎ Jun 22
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Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.
👤︎ u/Metroid413
📅︎ Feb 14
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