Sorry Pick up lines

The best Sorry pick up lines

Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 14
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I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Nov 15
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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
👤︎ u/Background_Matter912
📅︎ Feb 19
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Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵
👤︎ u/ajr707
📅︎ Aug 28
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
👤︎ u/helloworld23312
📅︎ Oct 21
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Ma'am sorry But you might have corona

Coz you seems hot
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Oct 18
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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I'm sorry I had an accident

I slipped and fell right into your heart
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 16
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Sorry I lost my phonenumber.

Can I borrow yours?
👤︎ u/fahejass
📅︎ Jul 07
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Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week
👤︎ u/BigGirthx96
📅︎ May 16
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Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

Because you're a snack
👤︎ u/LatinIsADeadLanguage
📅︎ Oct 08
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I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license

Cause you are driving me crazy!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 17
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Hey sorry, I just went to get a snack

Sadly it wasn’t as good of one as you
👤︎ u/wasssssssup12
📅︎ May 15
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*ghasps* sorry *ghasps and heavy breathing* you ... took my breath away

You can keep going with “could you give me some mouth to mouth”
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Apr 12
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My domains must be aligned

cause im attracted to you (were learning about magnets and electromagnetism in class so sorry)
👤︎ u/morshmallow
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.
👤︎ u/whypranav
📅︎ Dec 07
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Hey, Do you have a map?

I’ve gotten lost in your eyes (Sorry if it’s been done before)
👤︎ u/Huracan941-
📅︎ Jan 01
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
👤︎ u/Brahmatron96
📅︎ Aug 10
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Sorry, but I can only be with you twice

That's Now...and Forever
👤︎ u/50F100P
📅︎ Nov 21
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Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.

- Day 22
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 26
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You look like my bed ! I just wanna climb inside everyday!

I’m sorry 😂
👤︎ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
📅︎ Dec 17
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Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...
👤︎ u/checkthisout1998
📅︎ Oct 03
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Sorry I took so long to message,

I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
👤︎ u/TJ_T19
📅︎ Dec 29
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hey girl are you QWERTY?

Cause you're definitely my type. I'm so sorry use this. ╾━╤デ╦︻
👤︎ u/sylviette_pancakes
📅︎ Nov 09
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
👤︎ u/MrEAnonymously
📅︎ Jul 19
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The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on. Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
👤︎ u/Jake20019
📅︎ Jul 01
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Roses are red, violets are blue....

.... .... Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you
👤︎ u/muurblok
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey girl, are you uhmm... Uum..

Sorry sorry didn't meant to come out as a creep
👤︎ u/not_part_time_ninja
📅︎ Oct 21
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
👤︎ u/Te_Waapu
📅︎ Jul 05
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I'm so sorry for this

Damn girl are you the Amazon rainforest cause you're hot hot hot
👤︎ u/koltzow
📅︎ Aug 29
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Sorry, I've lost my number.

May I get yours?
👤︎ u/Golden_076
📅︎ Aug 02
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
👤︎ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
📅︎ Jun 19
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Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.
👤︎ u/sleeping-angel
📅︎ Jun 29
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Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in
👤︎ u/RedDragon5000
📅︎ Sep 06
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Your hand looks super heavy..!

let me hold it for you ;) sorry if its been done before
👤︎ u/Hydration-Am-i-Right
📅︎ Mar 31
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Girl, are you a convertible? because i’m tryna see that top drop

sorry lmao
👤︎ u/groovypops
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey, baby, are you a pigeon?

‘Cause I bet I can make you coo ;) ^(I’m sorry...)
👤︎ u/RosieDaOneKitteh
📅︎ Sep 18
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An error has occurred, please try again!

Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
👤︎ u/iHardCore
📅︎ Jul 02
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I don’t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

because you’re the one (1) I need :) Edit: personally never heard this one but if it seems like a repost (I wouldn’t be surprised cause it sounds like something that would be common) sorry in advance Edit 2, a better version based on a comment: Girl, ur a 9/10 bc I’m the 1 u need :)
👤︎ u/AlterideIX
📅︎ Aug 05
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Are you from Greece cause I wanna Roman in those pants

I'm not sorry
👤︎ u/kinkyguy01
📅︎ Jul 23
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🐕 Hey Jimmy get back here!

Sorry... he likes to run off sometimes.... whats up tho?
👤︎ u/Gungratulations
📅︎ Aug 03
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gUrl aRe y0u a MicR0waVe cUz mMmmmMmm

👤︎ u/Abbasaf
📅︎ May 16
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman

**I’ll be Your man** sorry
👤︎ u/Visual_Tonight
📅︎ May 17
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Sorry for stating the obvious

But you look good!
👤︎ u/-ButterStick-
📅︎ Jul 07
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
👤︎ u/petergriffinfricken
📅︎ May 09
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

I’m sorry that I made this really awkward, I just want to have a convo with you
👤︎ u/pxos234
📅︎ Jan 21
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Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*
👤︎ u/EmreCanEmreWill
📅︎ Jul 04
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Instagram Flirting 👀

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups 😂. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : 😂😂😂omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
👤︎ u/mikepatell
📅︎ Jun 22
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Lets play minecraft in my world cuz i wanna show you my nether hub

Im so sorry
👤︎ u/Furystar1703
📅︎ May 20
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Are you tisim, cuz I’ll make you go aww ;)

I’m sorry
👤︎ u/Low-Iife
📅︎ May 17
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For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉
👤︎ u/GSubmissions
📅︎ Apr 28
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You like you need a man with a big cock!

Sorry to bother you then... (Lazy, I know, sorry)
👤︎ u/Alex-xoxo666
📅︎ Apr 27
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Hey is your name cheddar

Cause this cracker is coming for ya Sorry if that was too cheesy for you
👤︎ u/sheathme14
📅︎ Feb 12
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I am sorry if I am being obtuse...

but you are acute girl.
👤︎ u/firecopy
📅︎ Apr 17
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Are you my homework because I’m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.
👤︎ u/Jackson33USMC
📅︎ Feb 01
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I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart. BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x Probably has as it seems pretty beta
👤︎ u/lVlxchael
📅︎ Jan 02
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Damn girl, are you asthma?

Because you're taking my breath away. (Sorry if it's a repost)
👤︎ u/tabunD
📅︎ Jan 29
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Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now. I caught them feels for you.
👤︎ u/BlankLonely_Ness
📅︎ Oct 18
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Girl are you a pepper?

Cause you’re so hot (I’m sorry that’s so cheesy lol)
👤︎ u/babibabin
📅︎ Nov 18
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For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menu” “Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu” “I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem” “I don’t see you on here” 😏
👤︎ u/TFF_Torquejack
📅︎ Dec 15
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
👤︎ u/arielhicks__
📅︎ Oct 03
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You're so cute i could just eat you up..

Sorry, i meant "out"
👤︎ u/milaknow
📅︎ Jan 25
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
👤︎ u/420awesomesauce
📅︎ May 15
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*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
👤︎ u/Dommypoo05
📅︎ Mar 25
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*while having dinner/lunch*

Me: hey there's something close to your lips She:* *wipes* * is it gone ? Me: nop She: * *wipes again* * now? Me : no, oh sorry that's beauty on your lips ! You just can't wipe it ......
📅︎ Nov 22
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Damn girl, are you today’s date?

Because you’re 10/10. (Aussie here, sorry if it’s early!)
👤︎ u/belle-ame02
📅︎ Oct 10
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My calculator can solve hella numbers, but it needs your help to solve yours

Sorry if it's not that good
👤︎ u/GeneralPopotopulus
📅︎ Aug 10
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
👤︎ u/jango671
📅︎ Jan 30
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