Grass Pick up lines

The best Grass pick up lines

Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

When I think of you, I play with my weiner
👤︎ u/jayraj77
📅︎ Jan 11
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Grass is green you're fine

I'll be the six if you'll be the nine
👤︎ u/Botty_exterminator
📅︎ Nov 25
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Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
👤︎ u/DigitIsSatan
📅︎ Sep 02
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Roses are red, grass is green...

I love your legs and what's in between.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 26
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
📅︎ Sep 16
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Roses are red, the grass is green

I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean
👤︎ u/Abo0ody644
📅︎ Jul 18
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

:)))
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Nov 07
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Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener

When I look at you, I play with my wiener
👤︎ u/RussianPredator7778
📅︎ Jan 04
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Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance 💕👻 - day 2
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 05
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Violets are blue, grass is greener

When I think of you,my wiener is bigger
👤︎ u/Newbie5252
📅︎ Jun 03
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Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen
👤︎ u/imaxa420
📅︎ Mar 23
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Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you
👤︎ u/jxryd
📅︎ Apr 24
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