Finish Pick up lines

The best Finish pick up lines

Nice guys finish last

Because they always let you come first
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HUNTERBlDEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaFuqk13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dan0sz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itratjameel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Are you a ender dragon

Cause I wanna finish you in my bed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dynamo_bhadana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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When quarantine is finished I'd like to see you in some sort of fashion...

Lingerie preferably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Is your name Caeleb Dressel?

Because you’re giving me butterflies and I’ll finish in 22 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5feet_apart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Just finished doing anal...

(Anal)ysis that we're a perfect match.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeet_thy_fetus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Are you a Rubik's cube?

Because I can finish you in less than a minute.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cncaulderon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Hey Babe, You know GoT last season has rushed into finishing the story

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrownGuyKnowsNothing
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Are you a rubik's cube?

Because if you let me do you I'll finish in under 20 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdamskiiJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Hey girl, are you a Netflix series?

Because I'd stay up 5 minutes past my bedtime to finish you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_Here_For_TheMemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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your love is like a _______

finish the sentence, wrong answers only but make it sweet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guccisexybaby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/motogucci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Gurrrl, is you a Sisyphean task? Because I would

easily believe you always complain you're never finished.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/motogucci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Are you a rubix cube?

Cause I can finish you in 19seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnAfricanDictator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Are you my homework because I’m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackson33USMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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If we were on a race team, you’d be the driver and I’d be the crew chief

I’ll make sure you finish first
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/duddy33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Eyyy girl, you like alphas?

Because I'm really buggy and require a lot of maintenance and long term work to uncover my full potential, and in many cases will never be truly finished
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pokemaster131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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