Proud Pick up lines

The best Proud pick up lines

Made this myself quite proud of it approved by my girl

Roses are red Violets are blue I wanna be in bed But only with you
👤︎ u/abebiker
📅︎ Oct 18
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Girl Osama would be proud

I need to strap a bomb to my chest and you l Just looking like what I need. INFEDELS!! I score tonight
👤︎ u/gamiGai
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey Girl? Are you Christmas decoration?

Because I want to hang you on a tree (proud of this one)
👤︎ u/GDY_Benis
📅︎ Nov 11
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Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.

I'm so proud I thought of this.
👤︎ u/CjSmh
📅︎ Apr 08
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I'm not so proud of this one

Let's play dentist... First I'll knock you out then I'll fill your cavities
👤︎ u/crislombardo
📅︎ Oct 08
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I was proud of this one

"I'll fuck you so hard your roommates won't forget my name"
👤︎ u/SparkyDogPants
📅︎ Sep 23
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damn girl, if you’re a pilot then call me a boeing 737 cause ill definitely be going down on you

im proud of this one lol
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 18
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If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.
👤︎ u/akoro
📅︎ Nov 27
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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."
👤︎ u/OrientalCarpet
📅︎ Nov 15
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
👤︎ u/captainameh
📅︎ Dec 13
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