Stuff Pick up lines

The best Stuff pick up lines

Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t
👤︎ u/notlqke
📅︎ Mar 16
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 26
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
📅︎ Oct 18
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I got this one from my English teacher

“So you like stuff” It really opens up any conversation
📅︎ Feb 05
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
👤︎ u/vaibhvkumar
📅︎ Dec 09
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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 30
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Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
📅︎ Oct 26
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Website for text messages

Hey guys. I know this ain’t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks
👤︎ u/chamhamha
📅︎ Dec 24
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Roses are red, they say Google maps help you find stuff...

I searched fine and it led me to you, it ain't a bluff 🤪 - Day 13
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 17
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hey girl, are you a minecraft lava bucket?

because you're **hot stuff**
👤︎ u/elixirxvi
📅︎ Dec 16
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Hey I know your house got bombed and stuff but

were your titties shaking tho?
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey girl, are you a turkey?

Cause I wanna stuff you and tie your legs together.
📅︎ Oct 20
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Heyy girl, are you a chicken puff?

....Coz you're so tasty💦 and I want to stuff you up with my meat
📅︎ Nov 06
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Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you
📅︎ Sep 01
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Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you
👤︎ u/alfie213
📅︎ May 12
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Are you a build-a-bear?

Cause I wanna stuff you myself
📅︎ Oct 16
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Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
📅︎ May 21
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Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and lick all the good stuff in between.
👤︎ u/tturr8827
📅︎ Oct 24
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Hey girl are you a turkey

Because I want to stuff you with cum
👤︎ u/TheChipsBag
📅︎ Nov 29
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below 👇 what answers came up Peace 😘
📅︎ May 02
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
📅︎ May 01
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Are you a taxidermist?

Because you can stuff me
👤︎ u/Phtevus
📅︎ Jan 15
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Are you a game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

Cause I'd love to do some X rated stuff with you
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you
👤︎ u/Meloxian
📅︎ Feb 14
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Can our first date be at Ikea? I wanna try out the beds with you

2 am stuff
👤︎ u/cold_random
📅︎ Jan 12
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You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.
📅︎ Feb 07
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Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
👤︎ u/RyRyGuy104
📅︎ Sep 09
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Hey, are you a milk jug?

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth
👤︎ u/theccow06
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey are you a Lapidary?

Because you look like a rare gem I want to collect. (A lapidary is someone who looks for gemstones and stuff like that)
📅︎ Nov 25
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If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...

Would you let me stuff that ass?
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey girl are you a coconut?

Because I want to smash you until a bunch of white stuff come out.
📅︎ Sep 07
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Hey baby are you a Thanksgiving turkey

Because I'll stuff you and cover you in my gravy
📅︎ Mar 26
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
📅︎ Jul 01
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
👤︎ u/SeliphBlue
📅︎ Jul 24
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Complements for David?

I️ need some stuff to say to my bf
👤︎ u/Zach10816
📅︎ Nov 12
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Does nobody else think pick up lines using someones name is an awful idea?

It's about half the stuff on this sub, and honestly either the person has heard it before, or it will be unnoriginal and boring.
📅︎ Aug 13
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Hey are you interested in taxidermy?

Cause tonight I'm gonna show you how to stuff a beaver!
📅︎ Mar 09
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