Distance Pick up lines

The best Distance pick up lines

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Furystar1703
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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You know why I study mathematics?

Because I want to find the shortest distance into your heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kazoky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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From the distance , I just saw ur beautiful eyes..

And Now i am wondering how amazing your voice would be.!πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bravo_1898t
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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