Raccoon Pick up lines

The best Raccoon pick up lines

Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/np190
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 04
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Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? šŸ¤”

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/gradymegalania
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 28
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Hey girl are you trash?

Cause I'm feeling like a Raccoon tonight
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/_EsoteRICK_
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 21
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If you were a South American member of th Raccoon family,

Then you'd be a Cutie-mundi.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/gradymegalania
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 28
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If I we're a raccoon...

I'd choose you as my trash can.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DeguKing9000
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 25
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Ask three questions - brainstorming

Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses? For example Q1 - leather or plastic? Q2 - raccoon or pug ? Q3 - tacos or tofurkey? So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos You can be like .. well from the looks of this Iā€™m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Wahwahwee10
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 14
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