Sheet Pick up lines

The best Sheet pick up lines

Are you a sheet of paper?

Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/the_legend_x
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 29
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Hey girl are you a bed sheet?

because I wanna spread you all over tonight.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thedopeindian
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 27
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Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like taking things slow
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 17
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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ChJakeBu
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 21
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Hey are you my bed sheets

Cause you reek of piss
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Bruhmann07
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/dibmembrane
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 09
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Are you Jeffrey Epstein?

Cause you can hang in my sheets.šŸ˜˜
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Don-of-may
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 18
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Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/CorgiWaffles
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 08
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Hey girl are you a stapler?

Cause Iā€™d slam you on some sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Mirz341
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 13
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My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheWaluigiGamer
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 19
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I'm kawaii in the streets...

but hentai in the sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 06
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For people named Tabitha/Tabi

Hey Im a guitarist, I can't read sheet music. I'm always in need of TABS
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Sikamixoticelixer
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 18
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Deathsmith8
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 21
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 09
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