Retarded Pick up lines

The best Retarded pick up lines

Hey girl, are you retarded

Because you look special
👤︎ u/havenotredditt
📅︎ Feb 11
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!
👤︎ u/Cloud_Beast
📅︎ Jan 27
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Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special
👤︎ u/Monsoun_Motors
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

Because you look very special
👤︎ u/TrashMan7934
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl are you fucking retarded?

Because toy look really special to me ;>
👤︎ u/DeepBoiInn
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
👤︎ u/McFreddieMercury
📅︎ Oct 11
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Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special
👤︎ u/MitchellTrueTittys
📅︎ Jul 08
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Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Jul 28
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cos you look very special ;)
👤︎ u/jacopoberg
📅︎ May 25
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
👤︎ u/Xylaan
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey girl are you retarded

Cause you look retarded
👤︎ u/jrincon47
📅︎ Nov 12
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I think you’re really retarded

Because you are really special to me
👤︎ u/Ukrainian-Mad-Man
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey girl, are your parents retarded?

Because you’re really special!
👤︎ u/juhaodbrokule
📅︎ Dec 14
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Girl u must be retarded

Cus ur special
👤︎ u/naqib532
📅︎ Feb 22
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Because you seem pretty special to me!
👤︎ u/J_Tex
📅︎ Dec 22
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Where your parents retarded ?

Because girl you’re special
👤︎ u/Jeddy9001
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey girl are you fucking retarded

Because you look special
👤︎ u/SpecificOutlaw
📅︎ Aug 22
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Girl are you retarded?

Cause you're pretty special to me.
👤︎ u/BobThePotato20
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Cause you look very special to me
👤︎ u/TotallyTheBest_27
📅︎ Jun 30
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"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
👤︎ u/N1ghtFyre
📅︎ Jul 12
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Girl, are you fucking retarded?

Because I think your special!
👤︎ u/Q0uth
📅︎ Apr 21
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you sure are special!
👤︎ u/Venttex
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are your parents retarded?

Are your parents retarded? Because your special
👤︎ u/thrice83-
📅︎ Sep 20
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Damn girl, are you in any special needs classes?

Cause that ass🍑 is retarded
👤︎ u/dis_fad_bidge
📅︎ Sep 30
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Are any loved ones of yours retarded?

('Cause DANG you're special!)
👤︎ u/IsshunGaa
📅︎ May 30
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Damn girl, are you mercury ?

Cuz when you touch me I go retarded
👤︎ u/throwaway42069365
📅︎ Apr 26
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Hey girl, are you in special education?

Because you're fucking retarded.
👤︎ u/tallbencat
📅︎ Sep 23
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Damn girl are you special?

Cause you look pretty fuckin retarded
👤︎ u/Angel_of_Fire12
📅︎ Oct 24
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Give me some pickup lines to try out in NYC!

I'm headed to NYC in about 1.5 months, and I'm excited to meet some people. Give me your pickup lines and help me out! These don't have to be NYC related pickup lines -- anything goes (sexual, funny, borderline retarded, awkward, etc.). I'll report back with results...maybe even pictures of those I meet if all goes well!?
👤︎ u/chhotu007
📅︎ Feb 12
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
👤︎ u/Pristinejake
📅︎ Dec 21
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If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence. Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid. Obligatory "Works every time"
👤︎ u/Diamondragan
📅︎ Jan 13
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