Plant Pick up lines

The best Plant pick up lines

Hey, are you a plant?

Cause i want to chlorophyll you up ;)
👤︎ u/idrisitogs
📅︎ Nov 07
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Are you graphite from reactor no.4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in 1986?

Cuz ur hot af, damn
👤︎ u/kopega
📅︎ Jul 25
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Do you like gardening?

How about you plant tulips on deez nuts
👤︎ u/lastlevel23
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?
👤︎ u/frekkenstein
📅︎ Nov 11
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Are you a succulent plant?

Because aloe you vera much.
👤︎ u/skyydawgg
📅︎ May 01
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Hey girl are you a happy plant?

Cause you’re blazin
👤︎ u/TheJaxster007
📅︎ Apr 21
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hey girl are you a flower

cuz i wanna plant my seed in you
👤︎ u/crystalfood
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey sexy, are you a flower pot?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you.
👤︎ u/YuXinWolf
📅︎ Feb 25
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Are you made of soil?

Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole
👤︎ u/itsEreztheZedMain
📅︎ May 09
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Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it
👤︎ u/D1CKch0clate
📅︎ Apr 11
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If you were a garden...

I would plant my seed in you.
👤︎ u/jguy2000
📅︎ Apr 09
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