Golf Pick up lines

The best Golf pick up lines

Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
👤︎ u/Hefty_Orange
📅︎ Jan 26
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
👤︎ u/HypnoBats
📅︎ Sep 24
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Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.
👤︎ u/magesticrhinoceros
📅︎ Jun 26
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Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes
👤︎ u/my-username2
📅︎ Jun 12
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Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)
👤︎ u/McAce132
📅︎ Sep 14
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do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?
👤︎ u/KAFFIII
📅︎ Apr 28
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