Hardwood Pick up lines

The best Hardwood pick up lines

Are you a lumber yard?

Because you give me hardwood
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scootsie00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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Do you work for Lumber Liquidators?

Because youโ€™re giving me solid hardwood.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/here4thaboobies
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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