Round Pick up lines

The best Round pick up lines

For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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Are you a fudge round?

Cause i'd fudge you around
👤︎ u/omniscient_eye
📅︎ Mar 13
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Damn girl, are you one of the Knights of the Round Table?

Cuz every time I see you I cumalot.
👤︎ u/Bigmoneynocturnal
📅︎ Dec 31
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Damn girl, are you a beef roast?

Because that bottom round, well done.
👤︎ u/Ferdaaron
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey girl is your ass a planet ?

Cause it's so big and so round and I am gravitating around it.
👤︎ u/Spreaditandwinkit
📅︎ Nov 27
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Are you the conservation of angular momentum?

Because you make my world go round
👤︎ u/notlqke
📅︎ Nov 19
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Girl, are you a rotary phone?

Cause you spin me roound baby round right round
👤︎ u/aman2furno
📅︎ Nov 24
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Australia's will understand

(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it) I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.
👤︎ u/Unicornfrappes
📅︎ Apr 08
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Are you good with grammar and geometry?

Cuz I want you comma round 9pm
👤︎ u/sebicoroian
📅︎ Apr 23
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In Deep South Louisiana accent

Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round
👤︎ u/Dcsk8terantz
📅︎ Sep 19
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You like the TV show "M.A.S.H."?

Cause I wanna Pierce your Hunnicut. Bonus round: Hopefully you're not a Klinger.
👤︎ u/shitpostergeneral
📅︎ Aug 02
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Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.

Cuz dat ass is well rounded.
👤︎ u/furbit73
📅︎ Feb 09
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