Salt Pick up lines

The best Salt pick up lines

Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
👤︎ u/catied710
📅︎ Jan 15
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Damn girl are you Himalayan salt lamp?

Cause id feel really comfortable sleeping next you
👤︎ u/amowdy
📅︎ Sep 26
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Are you salt and pepper?

Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.
👤︎ u/CheckMisan
📅︎ Jun 22
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My dick has a unique character like salt ...

It's absence will make your life tasteless.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 21
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