Disappointed Pick up lines

The best Disappointed pick up lines

You know Iโ€™m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you werenโ€™t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/President-2036
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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I'm no weatherman but

You should climb into bed tonight expecting 7-10 inches only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes๐Ÿ˜.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lifesduff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Blenjamin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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