Seconds Pick up lines

If I had a white van, I’d want you in it

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

then Im German and I can conquer your heart within seconds

‘Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down

Because you’re giving me butterflies and I’ll finish in 22 seconds

(look so damn fine) (soo fucking cute) (bad asf)

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds

Because if you let me do you I'll finish in under 20 seconds

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!

Over in 30 seconds and you have no idea what I’m about

cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..

Because I'll be there in seconds

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” 😂 figured it fit here

If you don’t hold me when we start I’ll explode in 5 seconds

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

You look fun to ride and I’ll be getting off in 30 seconds.

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds

Because I only last 10 seconds max

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

..because I only need like ten seconds to make you scream ;)