Seen Pick up lines

The best Seen pick up lines

Hey, have you seen my heart?

You're the last one I saw it with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nobodyuknow01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phantomBlurrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Hey girl have you seen the human centipede...

Because I think I have a halloween costume idea.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jazz_man_420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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I think i have seen you?

-where? -In my dreams :) G(OLD)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oma1r03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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I’ve seen England, I’ve seen France

Can I see your underpants?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carson_daved
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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I have seen you recently.

Do you know where? In my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivan_mart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?

Because I like you a latte
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gungratulations
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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I’ve seen you somewhere. Did we have a class together?

I could have sworn we had chemistry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gungratulations
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Rose's are red Voilets are blue

Rose's are red Voilets are Blue The most beautiful girl i ever seen is You.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeshbandhuRoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Have you seen a stallion?

Me neither. But I can give you a ride.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MadTadBit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Excuse me, ma’am, are you aware of the ongoing coin shortage?

Because you’re the first dime I’ve seen since March!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8shtee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Have you seen toy boy series?

Cuz I’m looking to see our boy 😎
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tasgh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheTrainWarden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noofence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Hey have you seen Will?

Them: Will who? You: Will you go out with me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptKels0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cesticles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hritik_reddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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I know that angels exist...

'Cause I have seen one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxPiranavxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Hey, have I seen you before?

No? Huh. Oh well, maybe I’ll have that pleasure some other time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shujaemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Are you a competent government?

Because I've never seen anything like you before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arj_gill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Hey, have you ever seen the Sistine chapel?

Because I've got a nice ceiling you can look at all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Banapple247
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Have you seen this protest against you downtown?

Damn, you're so hot I thought you were the global warming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_loris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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Stumbled upon the best 10/10 I've seen on instagram earlier, give me your best openers

Most upvotes wins
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Emerge12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ay230698
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Hey are you a duck billed platypus?

Because you are the most fascinating mammal I've seen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BenJazzDrummer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime. Not mine. Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Hey girl,are you Mexican?

Coz you are the hottest food I've ever seen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vivekpalat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LibertyState
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl ,are you Shrek??

Cause you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Extreme_Ninja-69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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I think I've seen you on Google Maps...

...Yeah, you were on the corner of Good Looks and Charming Personality *wink*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gfrieder1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Had my future seen though a "Krystal" Ball today...

...and that future included you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SupportFeeder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you a repost?

Cause I think I have seen you here before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakob20041911
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Have we met before? I know I've seen you somewhere.

Oh yeah, in my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mew1mew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wagwan429
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Wait...I know you! You’re the...

...prettiest girl I’ve ever seen in my life. How are you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/plasmegg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you an Insta meme?

Because I've seen you somewhere before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mango-potato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Haven't I seen you before?

Yeah, I have. You're the woman of my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Murican_Freedom1776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Hey girl are you my Dad

Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meme_Lord78
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Hey gurl, have you seen my middle school bookbag?

Because its obvious through my actions that i am carrying some immature emotional baggage from my childhood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/meatballsack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho πŸ™‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hemingray1893
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical 2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you 3. Did youu just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you 4. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ridersof91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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