Fair Pick up lines

The best Fair pick up lines

i have a small pp, god isn't fair...

you are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..
👤︎ u/ldwymmd
📅︎ Nov 03
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Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair
👤︎ u/miyegro
📅︎ Feb 03
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You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap." In fairness, we do need a new sieve.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jun 22
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*Boop* Got your nose!

I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.
👤︎ u/PlaneCrashers
📅︎ Jan 01
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
👤︎ u/mariomaster518
📅︎ Feb 01
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I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart. BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x Probably has as it seems pretty beta
👤︎ u/lVlxchael
📅︎ Jan 02
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