Send Pick up lines

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help

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Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

Because im about to send your ass into outerspace

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

I'd send you a blizzard

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

Coz a bath with you will surely send me to heaven

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

Cuz a bath with you would send me straight to heaven

Would you please send a nude?

So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes bitch.

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

...since I’d never want to send you away

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

I would send you a tsunami.

I have no lyrical ability, send nudes

I'd lick you before sending you back home

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and I’m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.

SEND ME THE WORST PICK UP LINES EVER SO I CAN SEND THEM TO MY GF

I want to lick you before I send you back home

So there's this girl on a dating app I'm using and her profile says to send a creative message. She's a dental student and I need a good pick up line! Thanks guys!

Send help

Hi, guys! Basically, I want to send this girl that I've been talking for a while a photo with my cat and a wire and afterwards to say a funny pick up line regarding the wire. But all I can come with is "Are you an electrician, cuz you got me wired up?" and I just cringe at it. Can you help me with a better one? Thank you!

Wanna compare tan lines later tonight? 😉 disclaimer: Accidentally posted this on my Snapchat wall instead of sending it to my wife to flirt with her - results were interesting. See my tifu post.