You: I liked this girl for a long time. I don't know how she feels about me so can I show you a picture of her and you tell me?
Her: sure
You: *shows a picture of her*
Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!
GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.