Stoned Pick up lines

The best Stoned pick up lines

Your standards needs to be stoned...

Cause they need to be high...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/akassh14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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I canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because Iโ€™m stoned in ALL the right places.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BabeyNHippey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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Hey girl, are you Medusa?

Coz i'm stoned and rock hard
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stonerbatman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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