If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.
(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)
Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.
Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!
Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.
If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.
I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?
I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!
I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!
Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.
Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.
Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?
Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?
Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.
I got you a birthday present, Me.
Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.
Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.
Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?
Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.
[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.
Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.