Someone Pick up lines

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

He said “I can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”

doing in a dirty mind like mine.

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

Cuz he have already consumed his part of heaven.

Whithout someone else's dick in it.

cause you're hot asf. used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.

Someone told me you are the one for me. It was my heart and your destiny.

I'll give you an A because you're an abomination, then I'll give you a B for being a bratty bitch, then I'll give you a C cos you're a cunt, then I'll give you the D because you're dead and I'm a necrophiliac

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Would you please send a nude?

Threw some words together, should I try this on someone?

Don't worry if someone tries to kidnap you. Cause i asked you for Christmas.

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)

Because I've been told, I'm the best at rearranging guts

Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...

Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.

Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down

Damn it, I guess you just won - Day 87

She’s German no nazi jokes pls Pickup lines w name Alina

My future girlfriend

Because it's impossible to find someone like you.

Because no such thing exists

That's a nice shirt. Wanna see me talk you out of it?

I don't know if this was made up by someone else first but I finally got one and wanted to contribute to this-

With that said, I'm blanking on my pickup line.

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me

trying to pick up a goth gf, like the first one i find so im planing a strong pickup line but need to make sure im not the only one that thinks its good, pm me

Or someone really hot, just walked in.

⚽️ Oh shit sorry. Not sure how that rolled in here.

Is that because when someone hot goes down your mood gets up

with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didn´t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, “I am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🤣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say “Hi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🤫

Edit: We're dating :)

The cheesier the better.

Someone really used this on me

Thanks in advance!

She has a super dry sense of humor if that helps

Me: hey, i think you look cute, would you like to go out for drinks. Them: sorry i'am straight Me: so does spaghetti when it's not hot Baduuum tsss

Every time I see you, it feels like someone would bonk my heart really fast

'cause you got me addicted to you. >Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

Someone has probably thought of this one, but I just thought about trying out this compliment. Does this technically work as a pick up line? it's not meant to be but if it gets somewhere.. 🤷 well anyways please revise if you want. I would love to read what you guys come up with hahaaa 👉

It's about half the stuff on this sub, and honestly either the person has heard it before, or it will be unnoriginal and boring.

There is no pick up line that is worthy for someone so beautiful.

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart

(no fidget spin)

I would have 5 cents.

I'm in desperate need of a pickupline for someone named "Mia"

300 upvotes and I'll use this on someone and post ss 🤪

Because I need someone to take responsibility for the mistakes I'm going to make with you tonight.

already used the “they dont allow outside snacks” one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one

someone needs to take care of my pussy.

Because you look like a rare gem I want to collect. (A lapidary is someone who looks for gemstones and stuff like that)

Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?

Well, I just found someone way more cute.....

Because only a goddess could create someone as beautiful as you.

Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

Because you're smokin' (and probably will give me low self-esteem and PTSD before leaving for someone richer)