Spare Pick up lines

The best Spare pick up lines

do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)
👤︎ u/lilboxcutter
📅︎ Jan 03
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Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 24
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They call my dick spare change

Cause I use it for snacks like you
👤︎ u/ZachSom20
📅︎ Nov 03
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Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
👤︎ u/Fucked_a_bird
📅︎ Dec 23
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It's bowling night...

Do you want me to spare you or pin you down? - Day 20
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 24
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