The 7 Best Leaving Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life leaving the mall

With out taking down your number.

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📅︎ Mar 02

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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

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👤︎ u/_ieya_

📅︎ Jun 20

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Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.

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👤︎ u/Jarveesta

📅︎ Aug 12

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I wanted to become an astronaut

But that would mean leaving both of my worlds

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👤︎ u/Manuel1007

📅︎ Jan 10

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Hey you make me byesexual

Because you leaving would turn me ob

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👤︎ u/ihatebritain

📅︎ Nov 23

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Are you an abusive stepparent?

Because you're smokin' (and probably will give me low self-esteem and PTSD before leaving for someone richer)

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👤︎ u/Takashishiful

📅︎ Aug 29

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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

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👤︎ u/Blenjamin

📅︎ Mar 13

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Leaving Pick up lines

The best Leaving pick up lines

I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life leaving the mall

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

I wanted to become an astronaut

Hey you make me byesexual

Are you an abusive stepparent?

The best pickup line I've ever used

I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life leaving the mall

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

I wanted to become an astronaut

Hey you make me byesexual

Are you an abusive stepparent?

The best pickup line I've ever used

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