Special Pick up lines

The best Special pick up lines

I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said β€œI can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Girl you must be really special

Cuz your the first one I'm talking to
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MegaMig27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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I just found out I have special needs :(

And one of them is you 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Codz2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Hey,know something special today?

Nothing special,you're the one that's special.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boboshake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Damn girl, are you in any special needs classes?

Cause that assπŸ‘ is retarded
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dis_fad_bidge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Hey girl, are you retarded

Because you look special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cloud_Beast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Damn girl are you regarded?

Because you look straight up special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dondiablo6_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Monsoun_Motors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

Because you look very special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrashMan7934
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey girl, are you in special education?

Because you're fucking retarded.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallbencat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Wanna know what's special about you

You're sugar-free but still sweet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stealthreaver
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bugbee22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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Hey girl are you fucking retarded?

Because toy look really special to me ;>
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeepBoiInn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes" If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chewbaccajr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Damn girl are you special?

Cause you look pretty fuckin retarded
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Angel_of_Fire12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McFreddieMercury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okbuthowthefrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cos you look very special ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacopoberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MitchellTrueTittys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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You must be fucking autistic

Because you’re special to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mipple5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Are you autistic? Cause ...

You look special to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LowBig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Why don't you make like Scorpion's special move...

AND GET OVER HERE!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ss_Remedy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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For a special Latino in your life ;)

"Damn girl, are you a mariachi band? Because you're banned in my country."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goopynoodles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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For that special cashier

since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NZNzven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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The best posible line for a special Andrea

A really good pun, she's really into memes too!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VicLive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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I think you’re really retarded

Because you are really special to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ukrainian-Mad-Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl, is your name Ed?

Because I think you're very special.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobesin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl, you remind me of this special little hill I always take my sled to

Cuz I always wind up going down on it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LilKuziVert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Are you a chicken nugget?

Because I want to cake you in special sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frogbomb01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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hey girl are you 2^4 = 4^2?

because you sure are one hell of a special case
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zimir_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Hey girl, are your parents retarded?

Because you’re really special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Girl u must be retarded

Cus ur special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naqib532
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Because you seem pretty special to me!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J_Tex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Where your parents retarded ?

Because girl you’re special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jeddy9001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Hey girl are you autistic?

Because you look special in my eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CPG-Combat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Valentine's Day Special

Hey, I may not have any flowers, but I do have tulips for you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InsomnicGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Hey girl are you fucking retarded

Because you look special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpecificOutlaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Girl are you retarded?

Cause you're pretty special to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobThePotato20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1ghtFyre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Cause you look very special to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TotallyTheBest_27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Any youtube channels that focus soley on "lines"?

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Girl, are you fucking retarded?

Because I think your special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Q0uth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you sure are special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Venttex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Are your parents retarded?

Are your parents retarded? Because your special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thrice83-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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You’re my little toaster strudel

A delicious warm snack that’s gonna be covered in my special frosting.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathsmith8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Are any loved ones of yours retarded?

('Cause DANG you're special!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IsshunGaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pristinejake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Some fun science ones I've been thinking of, mostly geology

Are you augite? Because you have some distinctive cleavage. Do I look a little thinner to you? I think you've excited me to a new state. Are you a magma chamber? Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart. Pretty specialized but what do you guys think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeanSultan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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