Dump Pick up lines

The best Dump pick up lines

What are you doing with that dump truck?

If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
👤︎ u/that_guy_you_know-26
📅︎ Nov 14
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What do KUWTK family & dump yards have in common?

Plastic.
👤︎ u/nothersheysyrup
📅︎ Sep 12
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Damn girl are you GME stock?

Because I wanna take you to the moon then dump you there.
👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep
📅︎ Feb 04
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Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
👤︎ u/Ixaruz
📅︎ Feb 18
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is that trash behind you

cuz I see that dump truck -my friend eddy
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Jan 21
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Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 20
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Damn girl are you a Pixar mom?

Cause you got an absolute dump truck
👤︎ u/Deeznutsoffical
📅︎ May 06
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Hey girl are you a sailor?

Cause you’re eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.
👤︎ u/Rookyyyy
📅︎ Dec 23
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(Inspired by one I just read) Are you an orphanage?

Cus I wanna dump kids inside you.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jul 08
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