Prime Pick up lines

The best Prime pick up lines

Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime?

Cuz I forgot to unsubscribe and it's costing me a fortune.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/PapaJaundice
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 03
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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, Iā€™m not right for you then. Iā€™m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/whypranav
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 07
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Are you optimus prime?

Because I want to transform you into my girlfriend.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SnackDatSmilesBack
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 13
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Hey girl, are you [redacted]

Because I \[redacted\] if the \[redacted\] Latvian prime minister \[redacted\] perfect predictions of the trajectory of pork belly futures because \[redacted\] federal reserve \[redacted\] which Kanye wasn't willing to do.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 24
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Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/santino1987
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 11
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If this bar is a meat market,

you must be the prime rib.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kickypie
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 17
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Do you work for amazon ?

Because that ass is prime.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TPD94
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 04
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Hey girl, are you an orangutan?

Cause you look like a prime mate ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/nickyobro
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 18
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