Open Pick up lines

The best Open pick up lines

I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

But only snack I can see is you!
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey girl is your barn door open?

because you’re pretty fly
📅︎ Jan 03
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
📅︎ Oct 19
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Is your vagina a frog?

Cuz it wants me to ribbit wide open
📅︎ Feb 08
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Anyone got any good gif ideas or openers?

Any ideas for gifs to use in openers, something that’s worked for u or just any good suggestions. Thanks
👤︎ u/Luke_Mudufi
📅︎ Oct 16
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I got this one from my English teacher

“So you like stuff” It really opens up any conversation
📅︎ Feb 05
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
👤︎ u/aquariex24
📅︎ Jan 14
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Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?
📅︎ Jun 23
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You got some nice legs

What time they open
👤︎ u/jreal6
📅︎ Dec 31
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Are you doctor strange?

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 01
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Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 12
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus
📅︎ Jan 16
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Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight
📅︎ Mar 17
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You're like an open glue stick

You keep sticking around
👤︎ u/23221204
📅︎ Feb 12
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When we’re married we’re going to open up a restaurant.

A Vietnamese restaurant. Together, we’re going to start pho king.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.
📅︎ Jan 23
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Name Based Pun for Bella

What’s a good opening line for Bella?
👤︎ u/mikegearryy
📅︎ Oct 06
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Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 29
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Hey girl do you like chivelry?

Because I want to open a door for you, and lead you to a lovely night.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 09
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Hey girl, are you a piñata?

Cause I wanna hang you from the ceiling, beat you till you open, and eat up your insides!
📅︎ Sep 29
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Name Based Pun for Naomi ?

What’s a good opening line for the name Naomi ?
👤︎ u/mikegearryy
📅︎ Sep 24
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Girl you're like a book...

Cause I want to spread you open and get lost inside - Day 58
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey girl, are you a cat?

Cause I wanna rip your asshole open and hope you turn into a underage cat girl.
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you an open fracture?

‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.
👤︎ u/queenettt
📅︎ Jul 31
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Roses are red, lemons are sour

Open your legs and feel the power
📅︎ Jun 05
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Are you an open door?

Because I want to come inside
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey Doctor, are you a surgeon?

Because you're really opening my heart
👤︎ u/8t0M1kW8v3
📅︎ Jul 17
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Hey are you the Coca-Cola of my life?

Coz you always 'open happiness'
📅︎ Aug 13
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Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?
👤︎ u/resil1
📅︎ Apr 05
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Stumbled upon the best 10/10 I've seen on instagram earlier, give me your best openers

Most upvotes wins
👤︎ u/Emerge12
📅︎ Nov 15
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
📅︎ Feb 01
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
📅︎ May 09
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🤫
📅︎ Apr 27
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didn´t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, “I am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🤣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say “Hi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
📅︎ Apr 14
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Damn girl, are you related to yellow pages?

Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.
📅︎ May 18
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Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey girl, are you an Oreo?

Cause imma break you open and consume your insides
👤︎ u/_benxtc_
📅︎ Feb 20
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Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 21
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Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
👤︎ u/Cesticles
📅︎ Oct 31
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Hey girl you wanna do some Star Wars roleplay?

I'll be Han Solo and slice you open and crawl inside you.
📅︎ Aug 17
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Hey girl call me the FBI

And I order you to *open up*😏
👤︎ u/Exiara
📅︎ Dec 19
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Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix
👤︎ u/ShireToNYC
📅︎ Sep 23
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You look like a hard worker.

I have an opening you can fill.
📅︎ Aug 10
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Can you be a my Christmas present?

Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Nov 27
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girl are you a foldable chair

Cause I want to open you legs.
👤︎ u/nerio107
📅︎ May 02
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Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.
👤︎ u/PhoPat
📅︎ Feb 08
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Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen
👤︎ u/imaxa420
📅︎ Mar 23
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Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open
👤︎ u/switzer44
📅︎ May 31
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: • Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? • Excuse me, I think it's time we met. • So, do you know any good pick-up lines? • Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? • How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? • You look like you could use some company. • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? • You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
👤︎ u/mscfounders
📅︎ Dec 30
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I know how to save the butterflies.

Just smile at me and I’ll open my mouth and let em out :)
👤︎ u/FarmerFl0yd
📅︎ Aug 08
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What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry Inspired by precious post
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Jul 11
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Are you a refrigerator?

Because I want to open you up and eat you contents.
👤︎ u/truepotatoe
📅︎ May 12
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Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...

... and I think you could fill the opening.
👤︎ u/Choatez
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey babe, are you the ozone layer?

Because I can feel you opening up to me. ;)
👤︎ u/scar014
📅︎ Oct 17
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Tinder line for "sasha"

Need and opening line for a girl named "sasha" on tinder
👤︎ u/miller2112
📅︎ Jul 07
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Hey baby I wish you were the yellow pages

cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open.
📅︎ Dec 09
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Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside. 🛀
👤︎ u/soapsuds43
📅︎ Dec 12
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
📅︎ Oct 14
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My friend has been using this pickup line recently

Nice legs. What time do they open?
👤︎ u/rabbihitler
📅︎ Jul 10
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