Cost Pick up lines

The best Cost pick up lines

So how are we splitting the construction costs?

Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.
👤︎ u/donne_54
📅︎ Mar 17
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An average human heart costs about $450,000,

Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!
📅︎ Apr 25
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So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime?

Cuz I forgot to unsubscribe and it's costing me a fortune.
📅︎ Nov 03
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Do you cost way too much at a movie theatre?

Cause you lookin like a snack
👤︎ u/oh_no_yikes
📅︎ Apr 01
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Hey girl are you the police

Because I want to avoid you at all costs
👤︎ u/SnowBrawl64
📅︎ May 24
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
👤︎ u/00wolfQUEEN
📅︎ Nov 08
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