Stands Pick up lines

The best Stands pick up lines

My dick is a gentleman

It stands up so you can sit down
👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid
📅︎ Dec 20
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My d*ck must be an acronym

Because it stands for U
👤︎ u/therkop
📅︎ Dec 18
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My dick is an acronym

Cuz it stands for you
👤︎ u/gian_69
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :) Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!
👤︎ u/op_technique
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hey girl, wanted let you know that MY DICK is an acronym

It's stands for you
👤︎ u/anon_outlaw
📅︎ Dec 18
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My pp is such a gentleman...

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down 🤪 - Day 31
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 04
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She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
👤︎ u/berdiaon
📅︎ Dec 28
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My Penis is so polite

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down
👤︎ u/Arch3typ3_
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey girl do you like gentleman?

Yeah? You will like me, my dicks so polite it stands up so women can sit down
👤︎ u/lilxamuel
📅︎ May 19
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