Wow Pick up lines

The best Wow pick up lines

Wow are you Henry in FNAF 6

Because you set my heart on fire
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/In_To_Many_Fandoms
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Wow.. You must be a Kia..

Cuz I can Telluride
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cadomin93
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Wow are you a lifesavers candy

Cause I just wanna stick my tongue in your hole
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gagspace
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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Is your middle name "S"?

Wow, that's super convenient. My middle name is HTTP. Without you, I'm insecure.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/daniel101x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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Girl are you a tuned car?

Cos' you got me wowing all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/not_alyelloy10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dtr_1555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said โ€œwow impressiveโ€ and I donโ€™t know how to respond.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rasheme-allergi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Wow, I didn't know you're an electrician

Coz you just gave me sparks with those pair of beautiful eyes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shanwei10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Wow, did you just fart?

Because you've totally blown me away
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B-man44
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Wow! That was amazing!

One click on my phone and I traveled 5 days in the future! Because you're 10/10!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SkeletonOfPuns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

How about my relationship status?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thisguyneedsaname
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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Are you from Chernobyl?

Cause WOW youโ€™re radiating beauty!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mmshareef
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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You Look a lot like My 18th girlfriend.

To a Girl: You look a lot like my 18th girlfriend. She: Wow! How many Girlfriends do you have? You: 17!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ToothlessAbhi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Wow, that dress looks great on you...

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/garrettp63
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04
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Are you an ambulance?

When I see you, the only thing came into my mind is wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow ,wow, wow... L๐ŸคฃL
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/redditweet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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Him: How tall are you?

Her: blah blah.... Him: oh wow, you would fit perfectly into my life
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tobeortobeme
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 09
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This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zwcal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause Iโ€™ve always wanted to bone an angel Bow chicka bow wow (Tucker, Red vs. Blue)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/derpicface
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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My love for you is bigger than my forehead

Me: My love for you is bigger than my forehead Her: wow thatโ€™s a lot of love Thatโ€™s an actual thing a girl said to me after I used that pickup line on her
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VisailisVisailis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Damn girl, are you Owen Wilson?

Because โ€œWow.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tidaljunkie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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