State Pick up lines

The best State pick up lines

Damn girl are you the state of Nevada?

Because you're hot and I really want to hear from you tonight! Replace with Arizona, Pennsylvania, or Georgia as needed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NPC200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I am the undercover deep state operative warning the country about lizard people

And you know what they say... every Q needs U next to it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Are you from the state of Alabama?

cause i wanna be your uncle real bad
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hapaughile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spool_of_bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big_End2630
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CranberryKidney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Girl are you the current state of America?

Because everyone is observing you from a far
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gleeencoco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryantripp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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What do you use to separate dihydrogen monoxide as it resides in a solid state?

An ice breaker!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hfoxtail
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Are you an atom absorbing energy?

Because I’m an electron in my excited state.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RhynoBytes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Girl, are you a state border?

Because your buttcheeks are in different time zones
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BirdmanTheBirb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Hey you like the three states of matter?

Cause I want to take my solid and put liquid in your gass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnybird2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you the current state of Reddit's comment system?

Because you're kinda broken and I want you to be fixed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anti_MATT_er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red So is the state Let us be comrades Because you are great
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naiksunny2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elliottinscho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Ayy baby, ya know why they call my dick the Solid State Drive?

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billsmitherson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/starphaser12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Any suggestions for weed related pickup lines?

For the sake of conversation let’s assume I’m of legal age in a country or state where recreational marijuana use is legal.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlanTheCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Some fun science ones I've been thinking of, mostly geology

Are you augite? Because you have some distinctive cleavage. Do I look a little thinner to you? I think you've excited me to a new state. Are you a magma chamber? Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart. Pretty specialized but what do you guys think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeanSultan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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