Staying Pick up lines

The best Staying pick up lines

since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

scrambled or fertilized?
👤︎ u/mitsukaikira
📅︎ Sep 27
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I'm tried of Staying in

Wanna go out?
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 13
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
👤︎ u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale
📅︎ Jul 19
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Is your boyfriend wearing camouflage?

Because I can’t see you and him staying together. And when you break up I’ll make sure you can see the real me.
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Nov 25
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