Stocking Pick up lines

The best Stocking pick up lines

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍♂️

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👤︎ u/solm42168

📅︎ Mar 17

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I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?

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👤︎ u/superfsh

📅︎ Dec 26

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Are you a corn field?

Cause I'm stocking you.

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👤︎ u/LonlyPonzerz

📅︎ Jun 17

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