Hate Pick up lines

The best Hate pick up lines

I hate myself for this

roses are red violets are red tulips are red and my garden is on fire
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GiraffeGuru993
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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You know, I really hate dresses.

Good thing I’ll be wearing the pants in our relationship.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/u-Wot-Brother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/psychedelic_joe11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pontiac-bandit_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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I bet dentists HATE you -

There's no way they could improve your smile!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingSharkIsBae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisvidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Roses are red, I really hate doors

If I show you my dick, will you show me yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmFrederik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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I hate reciting vows but...

if the vows were with you, I wouldn’t mine ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dhanwil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

music
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmGandalfff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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I don’t care if you don’t have a care

Because I’ll ride anything Edit: I fucking hate autocorrect, it’s CAR not care.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hey_thereDude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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One of my friends told me that girls hate oral

Want to help me prove them wrong ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lowkeyogee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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If I am ever to sweet, let me know,

I would hate to give you diabetes!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That_Experience_2353
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TongsOfDestiny
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mindstorm89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Need one for a girl named Ashna

She hates my puns and pickup lines so do your worst
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-ButterStick-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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