Unfortunate Pick up lines

The best Unfortunate pick up lines

This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"
👤︎ u/qwopcircles
📅︎ Oct 04
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Unfortunately, I cannot take you to the movies

They don’t allow snacks
👤︎ u/Ry_Ryy
📅︎ Mar 19
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Girl I would invite you to the movies

But unfortunately they don't let snacks inside
👤︎ u/miyegro
📅︎ Jan 18
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Bonjour... Oh you don't speak French

That is unfortunate because I became fluent in the language of love just by looking at you.
👤︎ u/Tshibitama
📅︎ Mar 11
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When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
👤︎ u/Chanandler_Bong7
📅︎ Jan 30
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
👤︎ u/captainameh
📅︎ Dec 13
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