Street Pick up lines

The best Street pick up lines

Are you a snowy street?

Because I’d like to plow you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2shack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like taking things slow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okbuthowthefrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Damn, are you the streets?

Because I want you to belong to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BartKo22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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would you be my girl?

Gryffindor on the streets, slithering in the streets...all i say is you look like cinderalla and gurl you are one shoe away from making you my princess
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frenzy_wallflower
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWaluigiGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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I'm kawaii in the streets...

but hentai in the sheets.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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I think I know where you live

Isn't it Cutie street?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Are you a parking ticket?

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sine36
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djliquidvoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/letstalk-stuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? BeyoncΓ© said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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