Cleaver Pick up lines

The best Cleaver pick up lines

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
👤︎ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl, I can say my ABCs to you

I'll give you an A because you're Awsome, B because you're Beautiful, C because you're Cleaver, and I can give you this D because you Deserve it!
👤︎ u/AlphaZombie1223
📅︎ Jan 07
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Does anyone know some good anime or videogame pickup lines?

Anthing extremely dirty, savage, vanilla, cleaver, stupid....etc. just go wild
👤︎ u/FrostySterling
📅︎ Oct 29
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