Toxic Pick up lines

The best Toxic pick up lines

I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pastafallujah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Insanevampire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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A hug without u is just hg

And thats toxic
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rawxxiv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Damn girl are you toxic?

Because im dying of radiation poisoning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elmoishorny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Damn girl are you a tide pod?

Because you're toxic as hell but I still want you in my mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Motherbear73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Hey girl, Can I HUG you?

Cause a Hug without U is just toxic!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kaley_Moro
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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You- β€œ Hey I’ve got a problem can you help me out?” Her- β€œ Yeah sure what is it?” You- β€œ it’s algebra, X + U = 25 I think X is 15 cause U r a ten!”

First post please no toxicity
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YaBoyHotDog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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