Tear Pick up lines

The best Tear pick up lines

I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Feb 08
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If you were a tear drop,

*I would never cry in fear of losing you.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 18
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry, for fear of losing you.
👤︎ u/FunkDoctaSteve
📅︎ Dec 10
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry for fear of losing you.
👤︎ u/FunkDoctaSteve
📅︎ Mar 06
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Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up
👤︎ u/stfupooki
📅︎ Jan 07
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I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.
👤︎ u/FatHobo123
📅︎ Jun 15
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Are your clothes the Berlin Wall

Because I wanna tear them down
👤︎ u/UnlnownSpagoot
📅︎ Mar 08
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Is that a keg in your pants?

because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.
👤︎ u/Admiral_Crunchington
📅︎ Jul 12
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Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it
👤︎ u/har0ldau
📅︎ Sep 03
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Do you like ventriloquists?

Do you like ventriloquists? Cuz I can puppet-tear that ass !!
👤︎ u/outliearts
📅︎ Dec 07
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Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up
👤︎ u/salingerparadise
📅︎ Mar 20
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