Thee Pick up lines

The best Thee pick up lines

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

You're fuckin hot
👤︎ u/MickeyMoose555
📅︎ May 30
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My heart burns for thee like Notre Dame

Too soon :(
👤︎ u/Razpewtin
📅︎ Apr 16
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot
👤︎ u/ShakespearOnIce
📅︎ Dec 11
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
👤︎ u/mariomaster518
📅︎ Feb 01
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