Held Pick up lines

The best Held pick up lines

If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a rose…

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 24
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The Egyptians held cats in high regard

I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.
👤︎ u/be4stdoc91
📅︎ Oct 29
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Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?

Cuz imma take you away from this place😎
👤︎ u/throwaway8657899
📅︎ Jul 15
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What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I first laid my eyes on you.
👤︎ u/jhoashmo
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey girl, are you a warehouse?

Cuz I wouldn’t mind if you held my junk
👤︎ u/LikeBrockWork
📅︎ Jan 03
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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
👤︎ u/NedtheDuck5
📅︎ Jan 01
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I goy this one a few years ago

If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Dec 23
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