Held Pick up lines

The best Held pick up lines

If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a roseโ€ฆ

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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The Egyptians held cats in high regard

I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/be4stdoc91
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?

Cuz imma take you away from this place๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway8657899
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I first laid my eyes on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jhoashmo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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Hey girl, are you a warehouse?

Cuz I wouldnโ€™t mind if you held my junk
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LikeBrockWork
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Whatโ€™s a better slam at me being single?

1. Iโ€™m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NedtheDuck5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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I goy this one a few years ago

If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/djhdowl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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