Elephant Pick up lines

The best Elephant pick up lines

How much does an elephant weigh?

Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.
📅︎ Oct 27
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Damn girl, I must be an elephant

Cause I'd never forget you
📅︎ Feb 22
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Hey, are you a bad girl?

Cuz I want to spank you with an elephant trunk.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 05
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Are you The Elephant's Foot?

Because I wouldn't last 5 minutes with you.
👤︎ u/jUkkLeb
📅︎ Apr 08
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If I were an elephant right now,

I'd be tusky.
👤︎ u/BluudLust
📅︎ Mar 29
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Help asking her to be my Gf

Hey guys I'm not sure if this is the correct sub to be asking but, I'd appreciate the help. I want to ask this girl to be my gf, her name is Caitlin and she lives elephants. I'm going to get her a stuffed elephant when I ask her, if you guys could help me come up with a cute little pun or something that would be awesome. Thanks guys
📅︎ Jan 29
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