Intimate Pick up lines

The best Intimate pick up lines

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.
👤︎ u/SchitneySmears
📅︎ Feb 19
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My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.
👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Sep 13
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
👤︎ u/DrJones_in_Training
📅︎ Jul 22
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