Dying Pick up lines

The best Dying pick up lines

I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/code_punk_
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 31
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If I were dying of thirst...

Would you come quench me?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 27
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Oi boy, Call me a mosquito

Cause Iā€™m dying to suck you off ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/chavicj
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 08
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Say, hypothetically, you was a mango stig, and I was an emotionally conflicted junior with a dying tiktok account...

Would u lemme hit?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/bruh_chain
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 07
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Hey girl, are you a coffin?

Cuz Iā€™m dying to get inside of you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/sgtsanman
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 24
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/HypnoBats
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 24
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Damn girl, are you a bad surgeon

Because I'm dying right now please put my lungs back
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Papyrus521
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 16
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I'm dying to meet you.

When can ICU?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/cjy7877
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 20
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Damn girl are you a nurse doing TikToks on the job?

Because Iā€™m dying for you
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 06
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I must be the Russian space program...

because Iā€™m just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheDailyRice
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 31
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I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Y2KoNo
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 29
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Damn girl are you toxic?

Because im dying of radiation poisoning
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/elmoishorny
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 31
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You are like a star to me.

Distant and dying!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/dslrbhai
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 12
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